We deserve this, Canada.

i really don’t mind the canadian jokes (patriotism is the kool-aid of tyrants), but the fact that it gets dark about 4:30 pm  dans le nord makes the “canadians are afraid of the dark” lines just inaccurate. i’m guessing there are no can-con writers on HIMYM.

i really don’t mind the canadian jokes (patriotism is the kool-aid of tyrants), but the fact that it gets dark about 4:30 pmĀ  dans le nord makes the “canadians are afraid of the dark” lines just inaccurate. i’m guessing there are no can-con writers on HIMYM.

“bad bad boys” by haywire. this is how we rocked it in Canada in 1986.

“your daddy don’t know” by toronto. 1982.

Kim Campbell on the Daily Show! Wow, last i heard, she was the canadian ambassador to Hollywood or something.

Kim Campbell on the Daily Show! Wow, last i heard, she was the canadian ambassador to Hollywood or something.

just cause you’re a fox, michaelle jean, doesn’t mean you have to endorse the seal hunt.

just cause you’re a fox, michaelle jean, doesn’t mean you have to endorse the seal hunt.

Michaelle Jean, sans seal blood.

Michaelle Jean, sans seal blood.

I hate this generation.

TORONTO - 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards Winners:

Best Video: Nickelback, “Gotta Be Somebody”

Best International Video - Artist: Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”

Best International Video - Group: Black Eyed Peas, “Boom Boom Pow”

Pop Video of the Year: Danny Fernandes, “Private Dancer”

Best International Video Canadian: Billy Talent, “Rusted from the Rain”

MuchLOUD Best Rock Video: Nickelback, “Gotta Be Somebody”

MuchVibe HipHop Video: Classified, “Anybody Listening”

Best Director: Marianas Trench, “Cross My Heart”

Best Post-Production: Nickelback, “Gotta Be Somebody”

Best Cinematography: Bedouin Soundclash, “Until We Burn Into the Sun (The Kids Just Want A Love Song)”

VideoFACT Best Independent Video: The Midway State, “Never Again”

MuchMusic.com Most Watched Video: Girlicious, “Like Me”

UR Fave International Video of the Year: The Jonas Brothers, “Burnin’ Up”

UR Fave New Artist of the Year: The Midway State, “Never Again”

UR Fave Video: Simple Plan, “Save You”

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What a shocking turn of events! Who do I complain to about this “no long weekend” disaster?

What a shocking turn of events! Who do I complain to about this “no long weekend” disaster?

was wondering when the inevitable loose-connection to canada would turn up. this stupid country.

was wondering when the inevitable loose-connection to canada would turn up. this stupid country.

CAPTAINS OF THE CLOUDS is the second-best, shot in Canada, WW2 propaganda film i have ever seen.
For more info, try here.

CAPTAINS OF THE CLOUDS is the second-best, shot in Canada, WW2 propaganda film i have ever seen.

For more info, try here.

Canada history magazine drops double-entendre name

Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:07pm EST

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - Canada’s second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation has caused the history journal to become snagged in Internet filters and has turned off potential readers.

The Beaver was founded in 1920 as a publication of the Hudson’s Bay Company, then a fur trader and now a department store chain. It has long since become a broader magazine about Canadian history and will change its name to Canada’s History with its April issue, editor-in-chief Mark Reid said on Tuesday.

When The Beaver started publication, the name evoked only Canada’s thriving fur industry. Ninety years later, the fur trade has diminished and the magazine’s name has become slang for female genitals…

(reuters via artsjournal)

“Oh…Canada”, Classified.

patriotic rap is predictably terrible and yet self-aware.

the bookend heritage moments are spoofs of these.

i thought that i had hallucinated this last night, but no, it truly exists. between this and his cover of “africa”, this guy is on some next level awfulness and may become a true legend of bad canadian pop music.

The MuchMusic Video Awards! Where stars go to practice for better award shows!

The MuchMusic Video Awards! Where stars go to practice for better award shows!